Family 
So the burgler goes into a house after the occupants leave for the evening. It's dark. Suddenly he hears a voice say "Jesus is watching you". He freezes. Listening intently, he hears nothing else so he takes a few more steps. Again he hears "Jesus is watching you". He stops, flips on his flashlight and looks about the living room. In the corner, he sees a cage, and in the cage, a parrot. He asks the parrot "Was that you?" The parrot replies "Yep". "You're pretty smart for a parrot", the burgler says. "What's your name?" "Moses", says the parrot. "That's a stupid name for a parrot", replies the burgler. "What idiot named you Moses?" The parrot says ...."The same idiot that named the Rotweiller 'Jesus'."