Proverbs:25:24: It is better to dwell in the corner of the housetop, than with a brawling woman and in a wide house.
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Just common sense
Honey, don't never hit him with anything harder than your lips!
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Attention, all cooks!
Kissing won't last, but cooking will!
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Marriages are made in Heaven…
but then, so is thunder and lightning, and beautiful days of sunshine and roses!
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Waiting for a perfect world?
"I cried when I had no shoes, until I met someone who had no feet"
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The deadliest noise in the world?
Silence. It can kill a heart waiting to hear words of love!
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Uh oh!
Keep telling him you think he's looking for another woman. He'll get the message, sooner or later!
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Wisdom
Don't criticize your husband's faults. It was those very faults that kept him from getting a better wife!
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How-to
Dampen your broom before sweeping, and those dust bunnies will cling tight until you rinse the broom!
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Money
Grandpa and Grandma celebrated their Golden Anniversary together, their Silver hair proving they never gave the devil any Quarter, proving there wasn't a Dime's worth of difference in their love for each other, proving they never took any wooden Nickles about each other, and proving they never put in their Two Cents worth, unless it was worth at least a Dollar in  helpful advice!
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Cooking
A very important short cut for a quick meal is  -The Can of Tuna Fish. Many docile husbands eat canned tuna for many years before consulting an attorney.
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New Bride
A new wife came to me in tears.  She had set a pot roast before her husband,  explaining "my mother only taught me to cook two things; pot roast, and lemon meringue pie".  To which her husband answered, "Which one is this?"
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Sharing the Burden
Ladies, let your husband share in the housework -(loosely translated,  this generally means he makes the messes and you clean them, but husbands  can be often house-trained.)
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More Cooking
"It's roast turkey", the new bride explained to her husband as smoke rose from the charred carcass on the platter. " The feathers just got a little too brown!"
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CLJ
Church of the Lion of Judah

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